Congratulations* Barry Balco*

August 8th, 2007 at 2:13 am by annika

Congratulations* Barry Balco* for breaking* the record.* You’re still a fukken punk, and you always will be a fukken punk. Punk.

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21 Responses to “Congratulations* Barry Balco*”

1. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 7:12 am

   Okay, this just made my freakin’ day. Welcome back, high priestess!

2. reagan80 Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 7:29 am

   Annika! We missed you! Glad to see you made it back!

   I’ll post some more drooling fanfare later. Until then, someone should alert Casca about this joyous occasion ASAP.

3. c.a. Marks Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 10:04 am

   Heh. Indeed!

4. Ginny Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 10:34 am

   People who use foul language usually have a low IQ.

5. Nigel Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 11:11 am

   Annika comes back with style!

6. Nigel Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

   Hey everyone…let’s watch our language around here. Ginny is bringing the speech police and her more-obese-than-ours intellect to lecture us on the relationship between IQ and foul language.

   Ginny…please come back and elaborate further…perhaps cite the study that can back up your assertion.

   Wait. The heck with that. Preston, can you give Ginny a log-in so we can glean from her wisdom? In fact, why don’t you guys just quit and hand over the site to her so she can enlighten us with her social commentary daily.

   Whew. I needed that. Thanks, Ginny. You coming back or are you just going to drop your whiny little bomb and go hide?

7. Dick Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

   I was wonderin’ what happened to Annika. I was ‘fraid the Bar gobbled her up.

8. annika Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

   ginny has a point. from now on i will try to substitute the words “friggin” or “frickin” for the words “fuck,” “fuckin’,” “fucking” (except maybe when used as a verb) “fukken,” “fukkin-a,” “fucking asshole,” and/or “fuckster” (a little-used slang term meaning “small pet rodent in the act of copulation” or rarely “human in the act of copulation while running inside or suspended from an exercise wheel.”).

9. michele Says:
   August 8th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

   You forgot “dumb-fuck” and “fuck-tard”, they always get left out.

   Fuckster would be a great cartoon character
   though.

10. templar knight Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    Well, I wish I could say I was more proactive with respect to this controversy. More fukken and less talk about fukken, if you know what I mean. In any event, I feel exactly the same way about Bonds, annika.

11. Smantix Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    That doesn’t look like one of those needles you can use to shoot up junk between your toes.

12. reagan80 Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    I heartily commend Annika for her successful completion of the Bar exam and wish her a continuation of accomplishments in her legal career.

    In addition, I would like to praise Annie for her significant contribution to the realms of literature and art. With her resplendent intellect and unbridled creativity, she’s like an amalgam of Russell Kirk and Stephen King. As you may already know, her graphic novel has been published worldwide. With the coming movie adaptation of Annika’s Death Nell, the collective imagination of mankind will be stirred like never before.

    Those are just more reasons why, to borrow a phrase from an Ang Lee flick, her fans can’t “quit” her. We salute you, Annie!

13. Yiddish Steel Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Barry Bonds Hits # 756*, the world lets out the most ambivolant yawn ever. Now just retire in shame so the HOF can bronze that mattress you wear on your right forearm for the exhibit hall.

14. annika Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 4:29 am

    “successful completion?” we won’t know until Nov 16.:shock:

15. Ginny Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Ah, Annika! You’re going to be a lawyer! From what law school did you graduate? Sorry I opened the IQ vs foul language controversy.
    Surely you will expand your command of the english language before you begin to practice law. My best wishes to you in your new carreer

16. Ginny Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 10:19 am

    career

17. Nigel Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    At first I thought that was an olive-branch Ginny extended.

    Of course that line about Annika “expanding her command of the english language” kind of ruined it for me.

    Annika doesn’t need anyone to defend her, Ginny…but let me just advise you: You are in WAY over your head if you want to challenge Annika or her language skills.

    But let me make an argument you can better understand:

    Girls named “Ginny” are usually dumb as a rock and suffer from a myriad of venereal diseases.

    Preston, have you given Ginny her log-in yet?

18. reagan80 Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    I agree, Nigel, and would like to add:

    Girls named “Ginny” are highly likely to have their ovaries violently removed by cannibals.

    I’m not sure Ginny’s roe is even caviar-worthy, but I do share Nigel’s belief that she is nothing more than a cranially-empty tampon socket.

    Annika, please forgive my ignorance of the situation. I’m confident that you ultimately prevailed through that ordeal. If I’m wrong, I’ll put a nuclear gauge on my lap and then proceed with sterilizing myself.

19. # 9 Says:
    August 10th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Great picture. What a phony. Give him the *.

20. Mark Says:
    August 12th, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Bonds did it on steroids, and Aaron did it when they moved the fences in. There hasn’t been an honest attempt to break the ‘Babes” record since 1961.

21. Nigel Says:
    August 12th, 2007 at 10:40 am

    Aaron did it when they moved the fences in…

    That’s garbage. Which fences did they move in?

    The left field fences (Aaron’s primary power field in 1974 were all predominantly further away then, compared to today’s fences…and even the fences in the 50′s and 60′s (see Ebbets Field, The Polo Grounds, Shibe Park etc.)

    Please don’t make me do an analysis of this for you, Mark (the guys at the Buffet already think I am a baseball geek). But I will if I have to.

    I am curious about the motivations for that comment…but I’ll stay mum.