What Liberals Hear
August 25th, 2007 at 1:18 pm by CrankyStatement: “The Surge is bringing order to Iraq.”
They Hear: “With Troop Rise, Iraqi Detainees Soar in Number”
Statement: “We need to improve intelligence capabilities to meet the threat of terrorism.”
They Hear: “Our enemies in a time of war have a privacy right under the constitution.”
Statement: “The destruction of the World Trade Center was one of the greatest crimes in history.”
They Hear: “The health problems caused by cleaning up the destruction of the World Trade Center was one of the greatest crimes in history.”
Statement: “Several men of Middle Eastern appearance were seen acting suspiciously before and after boarding the flight.”
They Hear: Intolerance! Hatred! Homopho-oops! RAAAAAACISM!!!!