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Put This Woman Out of Our Misery

August 29th, 2007 at 3:34 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Piece of human debris tries to flush her baby down toilet in McDonald’s restroom.

A baby born in a toilet at a McDonald’s suffered no injuries from the water or the mother’s reported attempts to flush the toilet, police said Tuesday.

The premature baby, who was born at an estimated 32 weeks of gestation, was in stable condition at a hospital Tuesday. Kansas City police said they expected the infant to survive.

Police continued Tuesday to investigate the circumstances of his birth about 12:30 p.m. Monday inside the restaurant at 3741 Broadway. No charges had been filed Tuesday against the 20-year-old mother, a McDonald’s employee.

No charges have been filed – however, if this had been a baby pit bull, Americans everywhere would be up in arms and this piece of shit would be banned from the NFL.

While working in the drive-through area, the woman appeared to be in pain and said she needed to use the restroom. When she had not returned in 15 minutes, another employee checked on her and asked what was wrong.

“You don’t even want to know,” the woman reportedly responded from behind a closed stall door. Later, she said that she was bleeding and opened the bathroom stall door to show the co-worker.

A paramedic asked her to stand and saw a baby face down in the water under some toilet paper. The baby was not breathing and had no pulse.

The paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation. An employee standing outside the restroom soon heard the baby crying.

The baby’s mother reportedly told the ambulance crew that she did not know she was pregnant or had given birth. But police said they have information that the woman had told friends about the pregnancy, and a co-worker said many McDonald’s employees either suspected or knew it.

An ambulance took the baby and mother to separate hospitals. Police did not interview the mother Tuesday because she was sedated.

Unfortunately, they did not take the “mother” to a nearby swimming pool and hold her head under the water until the bubbles stopped. Which is a damn shame, because that would be the best thing for all involved.


2 Responses to “Put This Woman Out of Our Misery”

  1. TinyElvis Says:

    Again, this is simply another instance of an woman exercising her right to choose. I cannot believe that you would be so harsh as to criticize her freedom of choice. Hate-monger!

  2. dsmith Says:

    There is a very appropriate correlation here. Like her baby, this country really is in the shitter.

    Get this ho sterilized and then put her tarty ass in prison.

    Sorry for the inflammatory language. This story just makes me SICK!

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