Ahmadinejad Has ‘proof’ US Won’t Attack
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:37 am by CrankyMath skillz, baby:
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has sought to justify his confidence the United States will not attack Iran, saying the proof comes from his mathematical skills as an engineer and faith in God, the press reported on Monday.
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“In some discussions I told them ‘I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof’,” he said in the speech on Sunday, reported by the reformist Etemad Melli and Kargozaran newspapers.
“I tell them: ‘I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.
Perhaps you’ve seen his earlier work in An Inconvenient Truth? The “hockey stick” was Ahmadinejad’s work. Only in the original papers it was referred “the Blessed Uptick in The Prophets Love-Staff”.
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September 3rd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
If all these calculations result in us turning Tehran into a glowing parking lot, I’m on board.
September 4th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Yeah, he might want to run those figures by Saddam first…..