Don’t Ever Doubt The Stupidity of Hollywood
September 3rd, 2007 at 8:13 am by Preston Taylor HolmesBecause it reaches such amazing depths that it’s not even calculable by any of Oak Ridge’s supercomputers.
Just this week, we’ve seen Brian Depalma’s anti-American horse-shit as well as Tim Sarandon’s bold-faced lies. That’s just the tip of the iceberg in Hollyweird – especially as they ramp up their anti-war, anti-American, pro-Islamist film festival leading up to the 2008 election.
Back in April, when I was in the Washington DC area for a work-related conference, I stumbled across a fluff magazine called “Capitol File”. It was the usual oversized glossy magazine filled with nothing but cocktail party photos of D.C. elitists and their hangers-on and Senatorial glory-hole gobblers.
Usually such a publication wouldn’t make it past the crapper door, but I just couldn’t get over this puff piece where some faux journalist asked riveting questions of a group of dimwitted, like-minded actors. So I tore it out and took it with me. Rude, I know, but so very necessary for the good of the country.
The Hollywood idiots that were interviewed: Heather Graham, Alan Cumming, Sue Kramer, Rachel Shelley. The questions? All were softball setups for attacking President Bush or expressing Grade AAA sound-byte stupidity.
Here are some samples – every answer would be a delight to fisk, but who has the time? Feel free to contribute your own fisking.
Alan Cumming: “I would ask if he had any idea of how much he has sullied the reputation of his country throughout the world and if he comprehends the legacy – of hatred, corruption, division and intolerance – he leaves behind him.”
Interview Dingbat: If you could give Pres. Bush one piece of advice, what would it be?
Heather Graham: “I think we should use our power as a nation in more compassionate and less violent ways.”
Interview Dingbat: If you could give the next president one piece of advice, what would that be?
Sue Kramer: “Admit when you are wrong and move forward to turn a wrong into a right. The constitution states, ‘All men are created equal’. All gays and lesbians deserve this right.”
Interview Dingbat: Have you considered a political career?
Sue Kramer: “No, but people tell me I should.”
I’m sure people tell Sue lots of things.
Every single answer is as rich as the richest Chocolate Mousse. To see the whole thing, click on the image below.
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September 3rd, 2007 at 10:30 am
I love it when I get to “embiggen”…
OK, I know who Roller Girl is. But who the hell are Alan Cumming, Sue Kramer and Rachel Shelley?
Maybe if the interviewer had talked to such Hollywood brainiacs as Leo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore…the piece would have been more compelling.
September 3rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
It’s no great revelation that these minor celebrities sound so indistinguishable. They are just frightened slaves really. An actor is a puppet of sorts. They are trained and paid to have no real self and live some elitist’s fantasy. This kind of existence brings them fame. If these puppets choose to think for themselves and espouse ideas distasteful to their master, and they have not yet established themselves as “icons”, then their strings are cut and they get dismantled by the audience. It’s all very enthralling, love.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Heather Graham???
Oh, yeah!! She’s an intellectual powerhouse. At least you could have posted her nearly nekid or something. She’s a babe, albeit a dumb one.