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Shouldn’t This Bother Progressives?

September 8th, 2007 at 8:14 am by Cranky

We know now how Osama whittled away the hours holed up in a Pakistani cave – curled up with dog-eared a copy of the Chomsky Reader.

The Daily Gut says it all, so I don’t have to.

So, when one political party shares a war-time agenda with the guy who’s trying to end your civilization, isn’t it time to stop renewing Bill Maher’s contract? I mean, if Usama wrote these sentiments on a job application, he could land a spot on the View.

You know, I didn’t realize bin laden was following US politics that closely. He must watch the Daily Show. But the whole thing seems like Usama’s latest video dating offer to America’s left. “Lonely, bored goat-herder, into Jihad, mass murder, and figs, seeks fellow ‘Progressive’ for long term relationship. I enjoy long walks in the desert. And goats. Lets end western civilization together! (AND YES, THIS IS MY REAL BEARD!)

UPDATE: Olbermann Watch has great audio showing OBL cribbing from, well, you get it. Now check it out.


9 Responses to “Shouldn’t This Bother Progressives?”

  1. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:

    Bush says new video a reminder of danger

    President Bush said Osama bin Laden’s mention of the Iraq war in his video message is a reminder of …

  2. Thespis Journal Says:

    Bin Laden or Jack Murtha……

    If you heard the words read aloud and you were asked to guess a speaker, you might guess Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Jack Murtha, Cindy Sheehan, or Dick Durbin. But, the words belong to Osama Bin Laden. ABC News has the full transcript. It sounds exactl…

  3. Jim Says:

    Maybe the reason that the Republicans haven’t been able to win the war against AQ is that you think your in a war against liberals.

  4. Tbird Says:

    This rings true. When I read a translation of OBL’s speech I just couldn’t shake the feeling I was reading the keynote address that will be given at the Democrat National Convention.

  5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    No, Jim, you twatwaffle. The “progressive” left has chosen to take sides with AQ. Which, I’m sure, fits your worldview just fine.

  6. Cranky Says:

    I don’t think I’m exaggerating by stating that today’s “liberalism” may very well get people killed.

    Say what you will about the “rightness” of invading Iraq, to withdraw in order to score political gains at the expense of the lives of millions of Iraqis is simply irresponsible. Yet that’s all you hear from Murtha, Schumer, Reid, Obama, Olbermann, etc. etc.

  7. Jane Says:

    No Jim you twatwaffle, we’re in a war against the enemies of the United States and the liberals are uanble to identify the enemy in a lineup.

  8. Nigel Says:

    No Jim you twatwaffle…

    Uh.

    I forgot what I was going to say. Actually I just wanted to get in on the fun of calling Jim a “twatwaffle”.

    Is that on the breakfast menu at Denny’s?

  9. Cranky Says:

    Jim, you ignorant Twatwaffle.

    Nigel, I think you’re right. It’s a side order you can get with the Grand Slam.