Comments on: Al Qaeda’s Yemen Connection

By: Gordon's 7th Grade English Teacher

Gordon's 7th Grade English Teacher — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:38:01 +0000

Little Gordy,

You missed that split infinitive in the first paragraph.

You really shouldn’t be hanging around with Preston and Brian. They are bad influences on your grammar and posture.

Now come to the front of the class and dust my erasers.

Gordon — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:53:01 +0000

No need to defend me Nigel and Brian, although it is appreciated.

Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do.

On her deathbed, my 7th grade English teacher cursed me and promised that her spirit would haunt me through bitchy people.

The curse is with me to this day.

Nigel — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:42:27 +0000

8-boy…don’t you have a party to go to in the Castro district instead of hanging out here dressed as the Spelling Nazi?

Oh SHIT…they just canceled your party.

Brian, you are already banned by at least four foreign governments by my count and Iceland is voting on you tomorrow…

Brian McMurphy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:23:05 +0000

Getting banned by a foreign government is a goal I’ve only dared to dream.

The Spelling Police are gay, str8boi.

str8boy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:29:45 +0000

Learn how to spell, dude…it’s “nascent.”

Preston Taylor Holmes — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:05:24 +0000

Jane rox.

Jane — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:42:45 +0000

thanks bro