Home

Facebook

Skype: Sixmeat

Twitter

RSS 2.0

Comments RSS 2.0

Preston Taylor Holmes
Knoxville, TN

The Cranky Neocon
Philadelphia, PA

Brian McMurphy
Nashville, TN

Nigel
San Diego, CA

TinyElvis
The O.C., California

Yiddish Steel
San Diego, CA

Annika!
Parts Unknown, California

Can Peyton Manning Lower The Employment Rate?

For Whom The Bag Douches (It Douches For Thee)

Previous Loser Rises From The Dead To Endorse Once And Future Loser

Prestige: American Hostages Taken Captive By Former Ally We Toppled

I Can Be A Fascist With Or Without You (But I Prefer With)

Tea Party Pooper

Sh*t Liberals Say

EqualityPlus Fails The Crash Test

When Hope Came To Town

Local Merchants Pay Their Fair Share ™

No Silence There

Cranquee en France – Parte Deux

Cranquee en France – Parte Un

Cranquee en France

An Apology Would Be Nice

Headlines...

The Dirty Dozen...

2005: The Six Meat Year in Review

911, Are You Hearing Me?

All Baby Angel Whales Go To Heaven

Attention Houston

Beslan Remembered

Bill Bennett, Sir, You Are No Chris Rock

Canadian Missile Shield Solution

Channel 2 Begins Winter Welfare Campaign

Crazy Jerry’s House of Discount Abortion

Dhimmi Carter’s Habitat for Inhumanity

Doin’ a Lynndie

Four Years Gone

Gerardo Riviera Interviews Johnnie Cochran

Girls Gone Wild at Abu Ghraib

Happy Ashura, Charlie Brown

Helmetheads and Such

How Many NYT Editors Does It Take To Find The Mistakes In This Photo

Is Victim Really the Right Word?

Klaus Nomi Picks The Bloggies

Let Them Touch My Things

Meanwhile As We Fight For Freedom Abroad…

My Name Is Amhadenijad: Episode II

Obscene and Heard

Ode to a Snowspeeder

Oprah: Lerning to Love Them That Kill Us

Pamela Rogers Turner Gets 9 Months

Peace Activists Fail To Get The Choppy

Roberts to Easily Win Supreme Court Confirmation

Rock for Hyperbole

Saddam Gardening, Writing Poetry

Selected, Not Elected!

Serena Williams: Wimby Day 6 Interview

Shakendown, Not Stirred

SNP: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People

SNP: Giuliana Sgrena

SNP: Harriet Miers

Sports Race-Bait-O-Rama

Subliminable Messages

Terror Threat Against Subway

The Power of Kenny

Time for a Six Meat Protest

To Live and Die in LA (But Mainly Die)

Tyree, He’s What’s For Dinner

VH1 Storytellers: Preston, Jr.

Why is Water Mad at Us?

Winn Dixie Catches Frisbee, Files Chapter 11

WTW: Great Moments in Eurotrash Trolling

6MB: The Sadie
Lou Interview

6MB Backup Site

All original content
© 2004 - 2009
Six Meat Buffet

All other content
© Someone Else

Terms of Use

And Now, Your Morning Celebrity Snark

November 6th, 2007 at 11:55 am by Cranky

Momma always said, “if you can’t say something nice about someone, just laugh derisively.”

Agent Bedhead provides the material in the form of the regular Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo of the Day. If it doesn’t make you smile, you’re probably a gay Barbra Striesand fan or something.

Share This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 at 11:55 am and is filed under Bloggery. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “And Now, Your Morning Celebrity Snark”

Yiddish Steel Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Not only is she bending her knees to make her appear shorter than Scien-Tom-Ogy, but Tommy-Boy is wearing platform shoes to try and squeeze and extra couple of inches to his diminutive stature.
Nigel Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Hmm…are those moose knuckles I detect on Katie?

Or am I just a sick bastard?

professional resume writing services

It is key for me purely to approach professional resume writing services fundamentally, because primarily I can not construct an accurate resume. I fully cannot case monogamous blunders. It is my vital bug. I see just the cool experts weave true formative resumes. I avouch it is a substantive guide for me.