If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a gas station attendant’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have a seemingly endless supply of Slim Jims and a stunning array of rolling papers, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

But you know what can really help you work through these issues?  Orange Mocha Frappuccino.

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