Only The Sith Deal In Absolutes
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:07 pm by BrianLame duck President my ass. Bush is likely to chap a few hides after a little known radio announcement this afternoon calling on more provisions added to the Patriot Act. Unfortunately, we’re dealing with a major-league sithhead in Darth Proboscis:
Washington, D.C. (AP) – President George W. Bush warned his supporters on Friday that anyone voting against his proposed constitutional changes would be a “traitor,” rallying his political base before a referendum that would let him seek unlimited re-election in 2012 and beyond. Brandishing a little blue book listing his desired 69 revisions to the United States Constitution, Bush exhorted his backers to redouble their efforts toward a victorious “yes” vote in the Dec. 2 ballot.
“He who says he supports the U.S. but votes ‘no’ is a traitor, a true traitor,” the president told an arena packed with Brooks Brothers-clad supporters. “He’s against me, against the revolution and against the people.”
Did I say “Bush”? I meant Man of the People ™ Hugo Chavez:
“If you don’t approve (the referendum), maybe we’ll have time for a parachute jump in five years,” Chavez, a former paratrooper, told the crowd. “But if you wish—if you approve the referendum—I will stay as long as God wills! Until the last bone of my skeleton dries out!”
Strangely, some on the Looney Left appear to be getting cold feet.(link still works but many comments appear to be deleted, out of order, and due to Anti-Chavez comments the moderators turned comments off.)
Too late to take back all the adulation now fellas and fellates. You’ve already been in bed with Chavez for a few years now. All of your heroes too. Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Cindy Sheehan, Medea Benjamin.
It’s hard to wipe the guilt off your chin when Chavez is still flossing his teeth with the breakaway panties you tossed at his feet like he was Julio Iglesias and you were the unwed mother of three pobrecitos in Oaxaca.
I said “some” on the Looney Left. Definitely not all.