Do You Know Who I Am?(tm) Watch
December 1st, 2007 at 4:11 pm by BrianPoor, disenfranchised daytime talkshow host Montel Williams, a former Marine, career Navy reservist, collarless shirt enthusiast, and alleged “patient advocate” took time away from his busy schedule of correcting out-of-control-teenaged transgender prostitutes to get all up in the grill of a 17-year old high school tv station intern who had the temerity to ask him a question, yo:
“As we were preparing to film, Montel walked up with his bodyguard and got in Courtney Scott’s face pointing his finger telling her ‘Don’t look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I’m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,’” said Joseph Cosey, a web content producer for the newspaper. “At this time he was randomly pointing at all of us.”
Scott said she wasn’t sure how to interpret Williams’ comment.
“I’m not sure if he meant ‘blow me up’ and ruin my career or really blow us up, but it was threatening,” Scott said.
The question that prompted Montel’s strange, later-in-the-day outburst was “Do you think pharmaceutical companies would be discouraged from research and development if their profits were restricted?”
Now maybe Montel just hadn’t smoked his Swisher Sweet full of sweet dank or maybe he was unaware that the Evil Pharmaceutical companies also make drugs to deal with anger management, but the idea of this allegedly grown, career military man with his bodyguard getting in the face and threatening a 17-year old girl is pretty low even by daytime tv standards.
A better question might be, why didn’t Sylvia Browne help him to see it coming?

I see you acting like a tremendous assbag in public.
Don’t worry, Montel. We all know who you am.










December 1st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
I thought smoking pot made people mellow.
Cocaine must be the new holistic method of treating whatever disease Montel contracted so long ago that I forgot what it was.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 am
Something similar happened to me when I was 17. An old(er) male co-worker came up to me out of nowhere, maybe the composing room, and wagged his finger in my face, just his finger even though it was the late Sixties, and blessed me out for reasons unknown. Ah, the resilience of youth … and the valued ability to rewrite typed gibberish. I think I got a raise out of that.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Now maybe Montel just hadn’t smoked his Swisher Sweet full of sweet dank…
Awesome McMurphy. Just freakin’ awesome.
And I’m stealing that someday, without attribution. I need someone to think I’m witty every once in a while…
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Or maybe Montel was like me and that chronic made him paranoid, baby.