I Got a Christmas Card From Jimmy Carter!
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesNothing says “spirit of the season” like getting a card from our country’s worst president, asking me to give him money so that I can join him in being a “peacemaker”.
Celebrate the holidays with the Carters and push the Jooooos into the sea. It’s a little silly to ask for help ending tyranny, when Carter travels the globe licking the scrotums of tin-pot dictators everywhere and certifying their phony elections.
Luckily, they included an envelope that doesn’t require postage. When an organization is kind enough to send me such things, like Planned Parenthood, the Carter Center or other like organizations, I take these envelopes, seal them up, and drop them in the mail to let them know I received their request.
Sure, when they get it, it’s empty, and I’ve only burned about $0.25 of their funds, but it’s still fun.
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Even better…take your junk fliers and wrap them with one of your libtard-bashing posts…it increases their mail costs and gets rid of your junk mail at the same time, whilst letting them know they can go pound sand.
But how are you getting ANYTHING from the Carters or Planned Parenthood? Are you secretly registered as a Dem, Presto?
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Here’s an even better idea for those postage-paid envelopes … take whatever was sent to you, shred it or make confetti out of it, wrap it in an unshredded piece of paper and tuck that into the return envelope. Instant parade confetti when opened!
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:41 pm
I’d squat more towards a biological response there, P-Diddy.
He used to be a peanut farmer so he should still be able to make it out.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:46 am
I like to load the return envelopes with a dozen flat washers or so…..then they have to PAY postage due!