Comments on: The Shortest Straw Has Been Drawn For You

By: Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator

Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:56:24 +0000

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By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:18:57 +0000

Yes, I know. My shotgun doesn’t have instructions on the barrel that say “Original Mint Flavor” and “Rinse once before going to bed”.

By: H.S. Thompson

H.S. Thompson — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:09:39 +0000

Brian, you sound like a fine journalist. I’d join you but…well…you know.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:58:42 +0000

I’ve got to quit hiding my emotions from myself so much.

As such is the case, I’m going to lock myself in my office with nothing but 7 grams of hydro, 6 magic mushrooms, 5 green valiums, 4 soma compounds, 3 bar xanaxes, 2 pints of Crown Royal and a Paultard in a pear tree.

By: Nigel

Nigel — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:43:33 +0000

C’mon Brian, you’re being a little hard on Vicki. Your prose can be a little tedious and difficult to understand sometimes.

In fact after reading this post, I was convinced that you were endorsing Ron Paul for President.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:49:57 +0000

I was going to say, Vicki doesn’t come ’round here very often, now does she. I liked your response better, though.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:39:47 +0000

Thanks for putting the “duh” back into “Reading is Fun-da-mental”, Vick.

I realize that much like one of those National Geographic specials where they discover a rare specimen never before captured on film that you are the political equivalent of that – a McCainiac.

But as for “the layout of this page” and any interpretation of this post as support for Barack Obama requires reading comprehension that can only be taught at any one of our fine, government-run educational concentration camps.

Now, back to the beginning and try again.

By: vicki hampton

vicki hampton — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:38:23 +0000

If Obama is your candidate then that explains the whole layout of this page. I’ll see you in January and may the best man win. The one thing that I can say positive about your candidate is at least he is playing fair which is more than I can say for the others.But still I love you shade-tree politicians