Saved (Yet Again) By Ass!
January 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
It’s kind of what you think it is. It’s a new driver’s-side airbag which allows you a little inflatable pleasure during a time of probable discomfort.
This Takata airbag design is… interesting. Essentially, if you get in a car accident your face will be thrust quickly between two giant, inflatable ass cheeks. Or are they giant breasts? Depending on what you’re in to, you could see it either way. In any case, I can certainly see how it would be more comfortable to mash your face into than a normal airbag, but is it worth the embarrassment when the paramedics arrive?
I think the biggest problem with this will be guys like me crashing our cars on purpose once we get the assbags installed. Oh well.
January 5th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
It’s not the face in the ass that disturbs me as much as the gas that appears to be jetting out the sides.
January 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
It’s pink.
January 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
and for those who wear glasses, a new model with “three cheeks” will be available for ultimate comfort.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Bwahahahahahaha! I like it!