to pass on this chain letter.

A year of hopeless misery has passed, to be replaced by a year of disastrous crises:

Brutal dictator Bush remains at large, slaughtering hundreds of millions, crushing dissent, and creating the worst Presidential Crisis in history.
Millions of troops are still bogged down in the worst Military Crisis in history, instead of doing what they enlisted for: Cleaning up debris from natural and man-made disasters, and participating in social experiments.
Millions of Americans become homeless every day because of the worst Mortgage Crisis in history.

Millions lose jobs every day because of the Unemployment Crisis caused by the looming Recession Crisis due to strike any day now.
Millions of Undocumented-Americans become victims of the Immigration Crisis, forced to risk losing their cultural roots on a daily basis, by sneaking into this country as if they were criminals. Is it fair to deny them the same rights Bush has taken away from the rest of us, after they’ve sacrificed so much more?

Millions are dying every day because of the Health Care Crisis, since people can’t afford to buy health insurance after they buy a pack of cigarettes (Smoking Crisis), a cup of coffee (Starbucks Crisis), and fill up their tank (High Oil Prices Crisis).

Millions more will soon die from the Global Warming Crisis–unless you raise the awareness of all the world’s leaders, and force them to stop all industrial production NOW!

DO YOU FEEL MISERABLE AND GUILTY? YOU SHOULD–BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! OBVIOUSLY, IN THE PAST YEAR YOU DIDN’T CARE ENOUGH!

You bloggers know what to do.

Posted by Cranky @ 11:48 am
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1. Elbows out as the Democrats clash…

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1. This is why President George Bush should be put on the new $10 bill.

   comment by Christian — Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

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2. Wow, you’re making me feel better by the second, cranky. Thank ye’!

   comment by templar knight — Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

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3. diabolically increasing the minimum wage just to, as it has every other time, put more working poor people out of work–there’s that, too.

   comment by Tuna — Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @ 7:44 pm

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4. Guilty? No. I laugh hysterically at all this.

   comment by Cappy — Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

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5. looks like John Edwards stole your login, Cranky.

   comment by annika — Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

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6. What is with you people. You Rethugs have no heart and do not weep for those who are poor, hungry and not-white.

   Bastards.

   comment by Gordon — Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @ 7:28 am

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7. …in order to stop this outrage just reply back with your checking number and routing information to….. It’s amazing how low the Clintons will go in order to raise money for a campaign.
   -Caomhin

   comment by Caomhin — Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

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8. That People’s Cube is one heck of a site! There’s some really great stuff there. Now I know what all those writers in La-La Land are doing during their strike.
   Thanks for sharing the email and the link.

   comment by joated — Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

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9. Glad you liked it. When I grow up, I want to be the People’s Cube.

   comment by Cranky — Friday, January 11, 2008 @ 7:50 am

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10. Public education.

    comment by Number9 — Monday, January 14, 2008 @ 10:01 am

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