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Sorry, I’m Compelled

January 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am by Cranky

to pass on this chain letter.

A year of hopeless misery has passed, to be replaced by a year of disastrous crises:

Brutal dictator Bush remains at large, slaughtering hundreds of millions, crushing dissent, and creating the worst Presidential Crisis in history.
Millions of troops are still bogged down in the worst Military Crisis in history, instead of doing what they enlisted for: Cleaning up debris from natural and man-made disasters, and participating in social experiments.
Millions of Americans become homeless every day because of the worst Mortgage Crisis in history.

Millions lose jobs every day because of the Unemployment Crisis caused by the looming Recession Crisis due to strike any day now.
Millions of Undocumented-Americans become victims of the Immigration Crisis, forced to risk losing their cultural roots on a daily basis, by sneaking into this country as if they were criminals. Is it fair to deny them the same rights Bush has taken away from the rest of us, after they’ve sacrificed so much more?

Millions are dying every day because of the Health Care Crisis, since people can’t afford to buy health insurance after they buy a pack of cigarettes (Smoking Crisis), a cup of coffee (Starbucks Crisis), and fill up their tank (High Oil Prices Crisis).

Millions more will soon die from the Global Warming Crisis–unless you raise the awareness of all the world’s leaders, and force them to stop all industrial production NOW!

DO YOU FEEL MISERABLE AND GUILTY? YOU SHOULD–BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! OBVIOUSLY, IN THE PAST YEAR YOU DIDN’T CARE ENOUGH!

You bloggers know what to do.


11 Responses to “Sorry, I’m Compelled”

  1. Christian Says:

    This is why President George Bush should be put on the new $10 bill.

  2. templar knight Says:

    Wow, you’re making me feel better by the second, cranky. Thank ye’!

  3. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:

    Elbows out as the Democrats clash…

    Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democratic presidential front-runner no longer, accused campaign rival …

  4. Tuna Says:

    diabolically increasing the minimum wage just to, as it has every other time, put more working poor people out of work–there’s that, too.

  5. Cappy Says:

    Guilty? No. I laugh hysterically at all this. :twisted:

  6. annika Says:

    looks like John Edwards stole your login, Cranky.

  7. Gordon Says:

    What is with you people. You Rethugs have no heart and do not weep for those who are poor, hungry and not-white.

    Bastards.

  8. Caomhin Says:

    …in order to stop this outrage just reply back with your checking number and routing information to….. It’s amazing how low the Clintons will go in order to raise money for a campaign.
    -Caomhin

  9. joated Says:

    That People’s Cube is one heck of a site! There’s some really great stuff there. Now I know what all those writers in La-La Land are doing during their strike. :lol:
    Thanks for sharing the email and the link.

  10. Cranky Says:

    Glad you liked it. When I grow up, I want to be the People’s Cube.

  11. Number9 Says:

    Public education.

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