A bucktoothed, RINO, Clinton knock-off lays down a bassline with Chuck Norris and “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair as his backup singers and you cream your polyester Sunday dress slacks to beat Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John to the polling station to vote for him.
You are indeed dumber than I never gave you credit for.
Tomorrow morning, when yer trying to rassle the devil into submission (thanks to Nature Boy’s patented Figure Four Leg Lock), rest assured that there ain’t enough holy water in the South to wash that Huckastain off your chins.
“Hacksaw” Jim Duggan Be With You.
Can you smell what The Huckster’s cooking up for you? Wooooo!
That’s right. Squirrel!
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