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Don’t Tease Me, Bro

January 19th, 2008 at 9:11 am by Brian

Adam “Pacman” Jones, known in courtrooms across the country as “The Defendant”, has an interview on the web where he claims to be pursuing a move to the Cowgirls:

Don’t Tease Me, Bro

I just want to get through to kids to watch their choices and watch who they hang out with.

Dallas and Houston area gentlemen’s club owners, strippers, bouncers, cocktail waitresses, night club owners, police officers, defense attorneys, and media personalities should adjust their insurance coverages accordingly.

(pimpslap to Mrs. McMurphy for that awesome title)


2 Responses to “Don’t Tease Me, Bro”

  1. Nigel Says:

    After bitchslapping his divorce attorney (allegedly…charges have been dropped) in a strip club, methinks it’s gonna be a while until Emperor Goodell lets him back into the NFL…

  2. Brian Says:

    The NFL just gave him permission to come back – or so I had though.

    I never watched baseball and I quit watching basketball after that last strike they had.

    I don’t know if pro-football could last a Balco scandal with all the other garbage they’ve had.

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