Ladies and gentlemen – we regret to inform you that Tom Cruise will not be joining us for the remainder of life’s movie:

“SP’s. They’ll read about those in history books one day…”

“I‘d like to go on vacation. And go and romp. And play. And just do it. You know what I mean? I mean, that’s what I want it to be. Ok? Thats how and there’s times I’d like to ….I…can’t. Because – I know. I know. So. I-uh-….you know what you know I have to do something about it. It’s not – you know you can sit here wish it was different and then you look at it and – you go “ok this is it” – and (unintelligible) you know? I have to do something don’t I? Yep. I have to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t. And that really is it. I don’t care if someone thinks it’s hard or easy you’re either helping and contributing everything you can or you’re not. Ok? Because I’m carrying my load. Alright? And as much as I’m carrying I still feel like I gotta do more.

You can just see the look in their eyes and you know who are the ones that are doing it. And you know the spectators. Who are the ones who are going “well it’s easy for you” or “what am I doing“? And it’s just that thing is – I canceled that in my area. Hehehehe..and man, you’re either in or you’re out. That spectatorism is it’s something that thing that we have no time for it now. So it’s our responsibility to educate and create the new reality.”

Huh?

Please return your seats to the upright position, burn that old VHS of “Risky Business”, and refrain from coming into contact with any “SP’s” while practicing “KSW”. If you have any questions regarding “LRH” please refer to your user manual.

Eep. Opp. Ork. Ah. Ah. In retrospect, Jet Screamer may have been an early L. Ron Hubbard adherent.

The obligatory South Park/Scientology EZ-2-Learn Primer and the bully mindset of the legally Hubtarded:

L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of
Scientology, has been quoted as looking upon law as a tool to

[h]arass and discourage rather than to win.
The law can be used very easily to harrass and
enough harrassment on somebody who is simply on
the thin edge anyway, well knowing that he is
not authorized, will generally be sufficient
to cause his professional decease. If
possible, of course, ruin him utterly.

And this excerpt really struck a chord with me after I watched this video:

This is correct procedure:

(1) Spot who is attacking us. (2) Start investigating them promptly for FELONIES or worse using own professionals, not outside agencies.

(3) Double curve our reply by saying we welcome an investigation of them.

(4) Start feeding lurid, blood sex crime actual evidence on the attackers to the press.

Don’t ever tamely submit to an investigation of us. Make it rough, rough on attackers all the way.You can get “reasonable about it” and lose Sure we break no laws. Sure we have nothing to hide. BUT attackers are simply an anti-Scientology propaganda agency so far as we are concerned They have proven they want no facts and will only lie no matter what they discover. So BANISH all ideas that any fair hearing is intended and start our attack with their first breath. Never wait Never talk about us – only them. Use their blood, sex, crime to get headlines. Don’t use us.

I speak from 15 years of experience in this There has never yet been an attacker who was not reeking with crime. All we had to do was look for it and murder would come out.

They fear our Meter. They fear freedom. They fear the way we are growing. Why?

Gee, I wonder. 42 years later, and left untreated from the disinfecting light of sunshine, the disease keeps growing.

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