Let me just say that I am loving tonight’s Demagogue Democrat debate. Loving it.

Obama comments that he doesn’t know which Clinton he’s running against and that while he was praising Reagan for making pretty speeches that brought people together against their common interest – that she was a Corporate Attorney for Wal-Mart.

As they say, in the parlance of our time…..it’s on.Hillary hits back on Obama running a Sopranos-esque slumlord influence peddling scheme. Which may very well be correct, btw.

Silky plays the race card and say the subprime mortgages are intentionally going after black people because of institutional racism from slavery. Predatory lending practices are kicking black people out of their homes.

More drunken liveblogging after the jump!

Sorry, SP but if it wasn’t for those predatory lenders loaning them that money in the first place, they wouldn’t have been in a house in the first place. People living beyond their means doesn’t mean they should get to keep a house they can’t afford.

Suzanne Malveaux (not this Malveaux) holds out her hand for the bribe from Clinton. How does your healthcare program pander to black women with AIDS? Gettin’ kind of specific, aint’cha?

OHB strikes out against Clinton for the lack of her transparency in the attempted highjacking of 1/6 of the US economy with Socialize Healthcare. He’s fine with the highjacking you see – just include him on the plan, yo. He needs the info. Maybe see if Mr. Rezko has any dealings with healthcare companies. Make a little scratch on the side, ya dig?

I can’t figure out which one’s Larry, which ones Curly, and which one’s Moe. We very well may be watching Three Shemps.

Nurse Clinton breaks out the scrubs. She’s not here to put a band-aid on healthcare, she’s here to run it!

Amazing. The surge must be working. Clinton just took credit for it saying that the Iraqi government is listening to the debate the Democrats have been having.

CNN takes a commercial break while they change the stage format and rearrange the chairs on the deck of the Titanic.

HRC wants to write “reality checks” our asses can’t cash.

Obamessiah burns on John Edwards for being the lone white guy in their debate. Buy the laugh from the burn, I’m guessing he needs to apply some SPF50.

CNN lobs up the question to BO – was Bill Clinton our first black president? Obviously, the root of Bill Clinton being the “1BP” is a pernicious negative connotation of what a black person is. That he likes to (*ahem*) party and is sexually promiscuous.

OHB is going to have a Civil Rights Division to see that laws are being applied fairly? What does that mean? Are they going to stand over the judges and have a say in the sentence?

Suzanne Malveaux asks “Mrs. Clinton. Your husband, an admitted adulterer, cheated on you while President and you stayed with him. Tell me. Has he cheated on you since then?”

Just kidding. My bad. We already know that answer to that one.

Silky’s promising so many entitlements that he’s going to go from Silky Pony to Silky Pander Bear.

Clinton’s still here! She’s still standing. ~~~At first she was afraid, she was petrified.~~~

Fireworks, people. And it’s not even the 4th of July.

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