Ramming the Homeland Security Vehicles that Americans Just Won’t Ram
January 31st, 2008 at 2:38 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThis one would be hilarious if I didn’t know that this over-stuffed vanful of illegals would have probably smashed into some other innocent motorists if they hadn’t rammed an official Homeland Security SUV. Then again, the SUV deserved it, because, well, it’s an evil SUV.
The Arizona Department of Public Safety said the Chrysler van was heading west Tuesday morning when it was involved in a three-vehicle chain-reaction crash near the Elliot Road off-ramp. Harold Sanders with DPS said, “the 11 illegal immigrants inside the van were turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement.”
There were no reports of any injuries, despite the fact that the van was overloaded.
One has to wonder if there were empty bottles of tequila rolling around the floorboard of the over-stuffed Hispanic Mystery Machine. Surely not.
President Junior was quick to send a personal handwritten apology to the illegals, and included a cash advance on their soon-to-come tax rebate checks. Compassionate conservatism.
h/t yet again to MB
January 31st, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“Hispanic Mystery Machine” I think PTH has just coined a new phrase. With your permission of course, I would like to start using this one as appropriate. (Scooobbbeee-ddooooo-beeeee-ddooooo)
January 31st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
You are welcome to it, Swampy. Of course, later on I will trademark it and sue you, but for now you’re in the clear.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I suspected as much, that’s why I’ll use only small case letters (take that trademarke laywers!).
January 31st, 2008 at 6:55 pm
oops, lawyers, (so many beers, so little time)
January 31st, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Swampy, why haven’t you come over lately and left a dump or two in my inbox?
I mean, other than the fact that my blog sucks?
Perhaps I need to do more Jimmy Carter blogging…