In a shocking turn of events, the Lifetime Channel has officially come out and endorsed Osama Hussein in his struggle against the DNC’s matriarchal heir.
LOS ANGELES - Offering women a permission slip to desert the candidacy of Hillary Rodham Clinton in favor of Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey said Sunday they should not feel guilty if they preferred him over her.
“Being free means you get to think for yourself,” she said, “and you get to decide for yourself what to do.”
A few minutes later, her friend, Maria Shriver, the wife of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, came on stage and announced her support for Obama.
Shriver said she only decided at the last minute to come to the rally at the University of California, Los Angeles, and support Obama publicly.
“I thought, if Barack Obama was a state, he’d be California,” she said to a crowd of 9,000 inside UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion. “Diverse, open, smart, independent, bucks tradition. Innovative. Inspirational. Dreamer. Leader.”
Shriver apparently forgot to mention some of the other descriptions that fit the Golden State - bankrupt, tranny, godless, pacifist, over-taxed, Mexican.
While the estrogen-and-cellulite-laden Fantastic Four put on a dog-dog-dog-and-pony show in support of Osama, they encouraged female voters to think for themselves, but most importantly, to vote for the candidate they support - Senator Osama Hussein.
“We realize that Senator Osama does not cry at each campaign stop, which would ordinarily be all Lifetime needs to officially endorse a candidate (well, that and a couple of ovaries), but we have been assured by Mrs. Osama that the Senator does indeed cry after intercourse, which sealed the deal for us,” added Lifetime programming specialist Lezley Stanchez.
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