Keepin’ It Real This Valentine’s Day

February 13th, 2008 at 9:44 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

More of the same over this a-way…

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4 Responses to “Keepin’ It Real This Valentine’s Day”

1. Brian Says:
   February 13th, 2008 at 10:41 pm

   In the dark ages, Valentine’s was a more frightening holiday. Originally invented to scare people away from abortions by conjuring images of a dead baby hunting down lovers with a crossbow for having pre-marital sex.

   But not after Madison Avenue got through with it. It’s all $12 dozen scentless roses at Wal-Mart, $10 Russell Stover candy hearts and $4.95 greetings cards ($5.95 in Canada).

   Let’s not forget the ghosts of Valentine’s past.

2. womanofabomination Says:
   February 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

   Valentine’s Day.
   The day a man buys me some trinket, and I slap him and remind him that I’m not cheap or a whore.
   Or it is the day he decides to buy me nothing, and I slap him and tell him that HE’S cheap and unromantic.
   Either way he gets punished.
   My favorite holiday.

3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   February 14th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

   Yes, we’re well aware that VD is just another opportunity to toy with your boy(s), WoA. I’m sure they don’t mind though, because they’re still getting some kind of attention from you.

4. TinyElvis Says:
   February 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

   I gave Mrs TinyE a love declaration.