The Curse of the Microphallus
February 16th, 2008 at 9:04 am by Preston Taylor HolmesOften times, when a man is short, insecure, and cursed with microphallus, he loads up on steroids and tries to get into a position where he can wield some type of power over others due to his own lack of manhood.
Baltimore’s Officer Salvatore Rivieri is a prime example of this sad situation.
Life is difficult when lived through the lens of a Napoleon complex combined with steroid rage. Turns out Riviera hates remote control cars nearly as much as he hates skateboards.
Seek help, Officer, seek help.
February 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
You did know these skatebaorders intentionally provoke adults and then let the hidden cameras roll, to prove how mistreated they are, didn’t you?
How many times has that cop had to deal with punkass skaters? He probably has had to deal with these very same children before.
“I’m calling my mom!” the kid says. Worthless little punk. A beatin’ is the only thing that can save him.
February 16th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Yeah, there’s some truth to that, but this prick has classic short-man’s complex. He should be playing rent-a-cop doing an overnight shift for warehouse security.
February 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Dude! Famous last words: “Is that camera on?! That camera better not on. I better not find myself on YouTube.”
Those kind of punk-ass kids are everywhere around here in San Diego, giving the same lip and flying the same brand of disrespect. Officer Dorf is one of many other short-fuse, short-dick Safety Patrolers that have to deal with this every day. Now, there’s a camera on every phone these days to make them famous.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Doesn’t matter, he assaulted the kid. What a dumbass. You have to admit, the kids are pretty good actors.