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Those Lefties Sure Are Stabby

February 26th, 2008 at 12:32 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

I know I shouldn’t laugh when people get stabbed, but this is just too good.

FEBRUARY 25–Meet Jose Antonio Ortiz. The Pennsylvania man allegedly stabbed his brother-in-law in the stomach after the pair quarreled about their respective support of Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. According to cops, Ortiz, 28, stabbed Sean Shurelds last Thursday night in the kitchen of an Upper Providence Township home. According to a criminal complaint, a copy of which you’ll find here, the 41-year-old Shurelds, an Obama supporter, told Ortiz that the Illinois senator was “trashing” Clinton (apparently in regard to recent primary and caucus results). Ortiz, a Clinton supporter, replied that “Obama was not a realist.” While not exactly fighting words, the verbal political tiff led to some mutual choking and punching. And, allegedly, a stabbing in the abdomen.

Obviously, both men were making salient points regarding each other’s candidates, and sometimes there is just no other way to settle disagreements besides graphic violence. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not advocating violence in the least, but if you’re a Clinton and/or an Obama supporter and you find yourself in a conflict with another Dim-O-Crack this primary season, don’t be afraid to settle the argument through some brutal act of mindless violence.

Sometimes it’s the only way when you’re defending the honor of the Obamessiah or the androgynous Anti-Christ.


3 Responses to “Those Lefties Sure Are Stabby”

  1. womanofabomination Says:

    Sounds to me as if you have been reading Art of War. So is this divide and conquer or simply incitement of wholesale Left-icide? Either way, it would be so exciting to see.

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  3. butcher the baker Says:

    They say most fight’s start in the kitchen, I guess it’s still a no,no to discuss politic’s, and surely not to do both…politics at home in the kitchen. I have one question did anyone get there POINT across :roll: ? I guess Hilliary can use Mr. Ortiz on her Campaign..cause we see oboma has support