Celebrities at the Zoo
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIt’s an absolutely beautiful day here in K-town. This meant that it was time for a trip to the zoo with the family.
We saw many fantastical creatures, but what I was not prepared for was a real-life celebrity sighting.
John McCain digs up some support at the Knoxville Zoo
I tried to get close enough to get his autograph, which resulted in all of us being escorted out for “our own safety” they said. Whatever.
March 2nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
McCain? I’d recognize that ass anywhere.
March 2nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
And I was thinking it would be a Brad Renfro sighting. Oh, wait. Maybe not.
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I was thinking it was Hillery over the hog enclosure
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Observation: His head is on the right and his ass is on the left. Also known to charge unexpectedly.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I want to know who has the crush on me so I make sure I flirt with the right person.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Um, Stacy, um…. that would be me, but I’m sure I speak for all of us (males, that is).
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Woman and I might overload your page; I’ll be gentle; for now.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
We’ll be good. Honest.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Oh dear Stacy. Please do not be gentle for long, that wouldn’t be very fun. And I must warn you, give these Pricks and inch…just bring the cuffs next time, okay? You must let them know that they don’t deserve you.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Stacy, I think it’s safe to say that all of us Pricks have major crushes on you, WOA and all of her personalities, and Laurie.
Oh. And Dan Collins. We all have a crush on Dan Collins…