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What Is The Obamatrix?

March 2nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm by Cranky

Hell if I know.

If I had more Early-days Allahpundit skills and time, it might look something like this.

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7 Responses to “What Is The Obamatrix?”

  1. Brian Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    We are the ones he’s been waiting for.

    Take the blue pill – you wake up a little known junior senator from Illinois. Snorting coke. Ripping off land developers.

    Take the red pill – and you tumble down the rabbit hole and find out how far white guilt goes.

  2. See-Dubya Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I understood he took the blue pill, but it was a youthful indiscretion and we’re not supposed to talk about it.

  3. Brian Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Morpheus said, “I can only show you the rock. I can’t make you smoke it.”

  4. Cranky Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    That was spit-worthy, Brian!

  5. Brian Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    In that case, I’m really glad I edited my response about the Agents imitating Morpheus (it’s not like Neo had ever met him before) and slipping him a Ruffie.

    After a night of digital date rape, the tattoo a “P4Wn3d By Mo4EuS!” tramp stamp on the small of Thomas Anderson’s back.

    He immediately quits his high-paying cubicle prison to raise electric Matrix slave sheep in Techno Idaho.

    The prophecy goes unfulfilled and Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are never made.

  6. Juvenal Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    I hated the Matrix. What a gay movie. A movie this gay gets made, and you can bet your ass that people will be writing their philosophy dissertations on it for twenty solid years. Bleccch.

  7. Cranky Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Agreed Juvenal. I had a very interesting discussion with my son about “dormroom philosophy”. He promised me right there that he would never do drugs.

    My heart melted.