Comments on: What Is The Obamatrix?

By: Cranky

Cranky — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:50:15 +0000

Agreed Juvenal. I had a very interesting discussion with my son about “dormroom philosophy”. He promised me right there that he would never do drugs.

My heart melted.

By: Juvenal

Juvenal — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:24:25 +0000

I hated the Matrix. What a gay movie. A movie this gay gets made, and you can bet your ass that people will be writing their philosophy dissertations on it for twenty solid years. Bleccch.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:37:36 +0000

In that case, I’m really glad I edited my response about the Agents imitating Morpheus (it’s not like Neo had ever met him before) and slipping him a Ruffie.

After a night of digital date rape, the tattoo a “P4Wn3d By Mo4EuS!” tramp stamp on the small of Thomas Anderson’s back.

He immediately quits his high-paying cubicle prison to raise electric Matrix slave sheep in Techno Idaho.

The prophecy goes unfulfilled and Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are never made.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:19:26 +0000

That was spit-worthy, Brian!

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:45:38 +0000

Morpheus said, “I can only show you the rock. I can’t make you smoke it.”

By: See-Dubya

See-Dubya — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:21:46 +0000

I understood he took the blue pill, but it was a youthful indiscretion and we’re not supposed to talk about it.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:52:00 +0000

We are the ones he’s been waiting for.

Take the blue pill – you wake up a little known junior senator from Illinois. Snorting coke. Ripping off land developers.

Take the red pill – and you tumble down the rabbit hole and find out how far white guilt goes.