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Wednesday Paper Time Again

March 4th, 2008 at 6:54 pm by Cranky

Like clockwork, the Princess completed her Wednesday report for Dr. Professor Moonbat. Thought I’d share the highlights (with her permission, of course).

Today’s topic – Poverty in America (does the guy miss a cliche?).

Again, try to find out which lunacy is from my daughter and which comes from Public Education.

For our new reader(s), here’s some background.


1. Over 16.5% of native born Americans make over $50,000 per year. A lot of people in the U.S. are in poverty. Many Americans don’t make enough money to live on. It makes it harder if you have kids.

2. 53.5% of immigrants from Latin American are illegal. A lot of the immigrants from Mexico are also in poverty. The government may actually be hiding the number of people in poverty. They probably are. Why should any sane person believe the government? Hey, how about those chemtrails?

3. Thirty million people in America who have gone through the school system can’t reed (or spel). Fifty million people can read but cannot comprehend what they are reading. A lot of people in this country cannot read, which is bad.


4 Responses to “Wednesday Paper Time Again”

  1. Nigel Says:

    Cranky, I think we’re all dying to know what happened with that last paper she turned in to Prof. Moonbat…

    Que Pasa?

  2. Gordon Says:

    Here is the deal, he doesn’t read them. This is confirmed by the fact it comes with a check mark in the middle of the page and a 10/10 written on the top.

    We think he is simply counting to see that there are ten entries.

    If you’re trying to avoid government mind rays, you need to keep a low profile and avoid thinking too much.

  3. average_guy Says:

    I’m glad I logged on because this is always enjoyable. Tell the young lady to keep posting these. I always think of that movie that has Donald Sutherland as the dope smoking professor, what was that, Animal House? Anyway, that’s my mental picutre of Dr. Prof. Moonbat.

  4. Digger Says:

    Being impartial (as I am) regarding illegal immigration *snort* I like her second point.

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