Yes, it’s the state where most people are too stupid to know the difference between Pat Buchanan and Al Gore. Let’s get started.

Most people who come to Flori-DUH come here to bask in the golden sunshine or stare up Mickey Mouse’s rectum. I sit in classes like these:

But, it’s all in the name of gettin’ my learn on, the value of which cannot be underestimated. I did, however, get to spend an entire hour by the pool, checking my email and talking to people back at work. Excitement!

Along the way, I counted at least 12 lizards. One of which I was able to get a shot. I realized at that point how difficult it must be for Cranky to get good shots of his toads. Don’t do toad, kids.

What brings me to this sandy penis-shaped state? It’s another geektastrophe!

I’m still not sure how they manage to scare up lunch for 10,000 people.

It is important to remember to balance your alcohol with water to avoid life-threatening hangovers.

Today’s lunch was paid for by Microsoft Vista. Vista hopes that by buying you lunch, you won’t be so angry with it. It wants to be your friend.

This establishment thinks it’s cute to murder, stuff and hang endangered species from the ceiling for the gawking enjoyment of drunkards. I guess it kind of is.

That’s it for now. More news as it breaks.

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