Didja Hear?

March 14th, 2008 at 8:14 pm by Cranky

Not sure if y’all can believe this, but in the wake of the Spitzer prostitution scandal, I’ll be danged if the hooker isn’t trying to cash in on the publicity. Hard to believe, I know.

Word is, she’s making a million on her song downloads.

You’d expect this kind of shamelessness from Hollywood, politicians and Cato Kaelin, but from someone in her profession? Pshaw.

Semi-related: Whores. I may never look at the weekend section of the Riyadh Times again.

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6 Responses to “Didja Hear?”

1. Nigel Says:
   March 14th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

   “Like Chrome off a Trailer Hitch”?

   Oh no you didunt, Mr. Cranky…

2. Brian Says:
   March 14th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

   Her sophomore effort “Those Aren’t Ass Freckles” still hasn’t cracked the MySpace top 1,000.

3. a weasal contractor Says:
   March 15th, 2008 at 3:42 am

   You know, if it wasn’t for the STD’s and the fact she’d sell my liver, kidneys, & bone marrow on e-bay, I’d hit it. But I’m a big chicken, so forget. Oh, I’m also poor.

4. a weasal contractor Says:
   March 15th, 2008 at 3:43 am

   I’m a big chicken, so forget it.

   Proof reading is not my strong point

5. Nigel Says:
   March 15th, 2008 at 9:43 am

   Weasal, would you still “hit it” now that you know that Eliot Spitzer has “been there”?

   I couldn’t…

   And I’m not all that picky.

6. a weasal contractor Says:
   March 16th, 2008 at 2:25 am

   Nigel,

   Depends if I’m drunk or sober?? If I’m drunk enough, I may do Eliots wife.

   All this is theoretical of course.