I Want To Be Your “Look To The Cookie” Candidate
March 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm by BrianThe Gettysburg Address was 257 words. The Obamessiah’s “I, Too, Have A Dream, Also As Well” 8th grade forensics entry to the “Unity” theme competition clocks in just under 4,790 words.
I’m just sayin’.
That’s a lotta jibberjabber to crucible down to “we have a historic opportunity to heal if you vote for me“. And that “we shouldn’t be concerned with racial divides when we should be consumed by class war”.
Look to the cookie, everyone. It holds the key.
Look at it. It disturbs some of you, doesn’t it?
“Visualize World Piece” Update : If multicultural cookies can bridge the racial divide, please God, let the gender war be decided with cream pies.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I had the same reaction Jerry did when I digested Obama’s speech…
March 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
The ink is black, the page is white
Together we learn to read and write
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
And now a child can understand
That this is the law of all the land, all the land
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
And now at last we plainly see
We’ll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
C’mon, get it, get it
Ohh-ohhhh, yeah, yeah
Keep it up now, around the world
Little boys and little girls
Yeah, yeah-eah, oh-ohhh
March 19th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I think the first two lines actually go thusly in the Wright church hymnal:
The ink is black, the page is black
To keep all the honkeys from readin’ our shit
March 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I think Dan ate the cookie but I’m going to be sick. How’s that work?
March 20th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Dan was singing hymn #42 from the Three Dog Night Hymnal…
March 20th, 2008 at 7:24 am
kudo’s to dan for the song, lyrics and reminder. excellent!
March 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Yea, well; I didn’t watch the speech cuz Mamma told me not to come.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:57 am
My favorite hymn by Three Dog Night…
How can people be so heartless?
How can people be so cruel?
Easy to be cold,
Easy to say no.
Especially people who care about strangers
Who care about evil and social injustice.
Do you only care about the bleedin’ crowd?
How about a needy friend?
I need a friend…
Oh, and Rachael Ray makes that cookie with red velvet. You could call it the bloody integration cookie.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Whoops. Forgot to take my puppet off.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Yea, but the puppet makes men tremble in their boots, and that’s always fun to watch.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
The amateur psychologist in me would ask what would make a woman want to see a man tremble?
March 20th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
All right Freud, why don’t you just be quiet while Stacy and I have a bit of fun stroking each other’s substantial egos?
March 20th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Your husbands let you have egos?
March 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
All right Freud, why don’t you just be quiet while Stacy and I have a bit of fun stroking each other’s substantial egos?
Can I watch?
Ahem.
OK, what did I start with that 3-Dog Night Observation?
March 20th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
You see, Brian. Nigel is trembling.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Nigel, is this true?
Do you ache, with spicy hot mustard passions, to be the meat in a Stacy and Michele whole wheat sammich?
Supple, yet heaving, Jack Daniel’s glazed globes of sensual and intellectual satisfaction? This is beyond the TGI Fridays’ 3-way-combo, people.
Sorry. I skipped lunch.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
A real man loves a strong woman he can make weak between the sheets. She is a challenge worth his greatest efforts.
Just sayin.
Hey, does this make Nigel a CONDOMent?
March 21st, 2008 at 12:27 am
I…I…
I got nothin’…
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
CONDOMent????
If it fits, wear it….
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
I don’t think they’ve got the guts to lez out for our viewing pleasure.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I have it on record, somewhere, that the only woman I would reconsider my sexual preferences for is Scarlett Johansen.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
…that the only woman I would reconsider my sexual preferences for is Scarlett Johansen.
Wow. Is it me or did it just get a little warmer in here?
March 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
You suffering hot flashes Nigel? You’re hanging out with too many older women then.