Most Aggressive Response to Illegal Immigration To Date
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm by BrianLeave it to the environmentally ecotarded and the law of unintended consequences:
A great white shark released from the Monterey Bay Aquarium six weeks ago has already swum past the southern tip of Mexico’s Baja peninsula — about 1,200 miles (1,930 kilometers) away.
Aquarium staff said the male shark’s migration is the fastest ever documented from Monterey to Mexico.
The shark was documented though. Perhaps with that additional paperwork it will speed his Path To Citizenship ™.
The mad seal poop shovelers of the Monterey Bay Aquarium cackled that they will release an additional Great White shark every hour, on the hour until Mexico starts enforcing their side of the border.
Guys, I’m all for border control but this probably violates the Geneva Conventions or something.