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Race War

March 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm by TinyElvis

In the continuing battle of Arabs vs Jews, score one for the Jews. After perpetrating this savage bias crime against Rabbi Uria Ohana, 18-year-old Ali Hussein was struck by a car while stealing away with the Rabbi’s prized yarmulke.

I cannot help but think that this whole thing is a huge mistake. In actuality, I believe that the Rabbi was the victim of a chair to the back of the head by a former member of Devastation Incorporated who was crying out “Skandar Akhbar” in honor of the former kingpin.

Instead of prosecuting to the fullest extent of the law, he should be thanking his lucky kishka that he didn’t get the Camel Clutch.


3 Responses to “Race War”

  1. Cranky Says:

    Perhaps “Death Race 2000 War” would be a better title.

  2. Juvenal Says:

    A “bias crime?”

  3. TinyElvis Says:

    Bias crime were there words, not mine. :razz:

    Since he didn’t kill him, we cannot say for certain that he hated him therefore he simply only has a bias towards Jews.

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