The proof is in. Hillary Clinton is, as was long rumored, a human being. Thus, ending a once promising exodus into the terrestrial wasteland of electing the first extra-terrestrial President:
Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has said she made a mistake in claiming that she came under sniper fire on a trip to Bosnia in the 1990s. “It proves I’m human,” she said in Pennsylvania ahead of the key primary election vote there on 22 April.
A DNA test could have proven that too. You do remember how a DNA test works, correct?
You just take your little blue dress to the lab and bingo-bango - Scientific Magic ™ happens.
This was ostensibly under the Beeb title “Clinton Admits Bosnia ‘Mistake’” .
Unfortunately, many people in this country aren’t ready to admit that bombing a sovereign, primarily Christian nation that did not have weapons of mass destruction and never attacked the U.S. in order help foster the al-Qaeda linked Kosovo Liberation Army to create a separate Islamic state might not have been the greatest idea.
No, that mistake won’t be getting an apology any time soon.
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