Livin’ on a Prayer
March 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm by TinyElvisBoy, it’s non-stop excitement here in southern California’s bastion of wealth and excess. It seems that Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora cannot control his appetite for grandma’s cough (bad) medicine or underage girls as he was arrested for drunken driving last night in Laguna Beach (the “real” Orange County).
Ha! Does this guy look like the cool, rockin’ 80’s guitarist we remember so fondly or just some goofball who got too much sun on the beach?
A gas-guzzling, air-polluting Hummer??? Wait a second! Aren’t Richie and the rest of the Bon Jovi crew some of Algore’s Concert-for-Climate-Change, Earth-love buddies? This can’t be accurate can it? I knew that he was a cowboy on the steel horse he rides, but the song never mentioned his world-class SUV.
Uh oh.. careful there Richie. You’ll end up in the slammer giving love a bad name. Perhaps they were just a couple of little runaways?
March 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Perfect post TE,, just perfect!
March 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Actually, Richie looks like the guy who was digging in my recycling can this morning…
You’ll end up in the slammer giving love a bad name. Perhaps they were just a couple of little runaways?
Tiny, this might have been your best post here at the Buffet…
March 26th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Somewhere Heather Locklear is wiping her brow and reassuring herself that David Spade was indeed a better choice.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
It’s all the same. Only the mileage’s changed.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:24 am
He’s a cowboy. On a steel behemoth he rides.
He’s wanted… for Deee Youuu Eye.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
He looks like the teenage version of Keith Richards.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Think he misses Heather?
March 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am
He’s in the running for “guys who look like old lesbians” in a few years.
March 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“Well, my friends and I were going to bingo night – at the Salvation Army. Well, the directions got all fouled up and on thing led to another…”