Infidel Turtle Beheaded
April 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIn what is a sacred tradition amongst islamic fishermen, some of allah’s finest recently captured a gigantic endangered sea turtle and beheaded it when it repeatedly refused to convert to islam.
Environmentalists and animal-rights activists across the globe looked the other way as soon as they learned that the jihadi fishermen were part of the Paleswinian protected classes, who are, of course, free to slaughter at will.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Perhaps marinading in a soup of tolerance will teach that infidel turtle a lesson.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:07 am
I bet Reuters did some serious gymnastics with this, as to not make the Paleswinians look bad. Anyway, that turtle was probably just a Zionist JOOOOOOOO!!
April 6th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
This might present a solution to another controversial issue. The Canadians should hire the Palestinians to do their seal hunting for them. Surely the MSM and our “progressive” environmentalist brethen could find no fault if the furry little critters were whacked in a jihad.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
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