I can admit when I’m wrong.  Vanilla Ice still can get arrested in this town:

The police report tells a slightly different story that Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies say began with a call from Laura saying Van Winkle struck and kicked her during an argument at their $801,695 Wellington home.

But Laura played down the dispute when sheriff’s deputies arrived around 7:45 p.m. Thursday, saying she was pushed, not kicked or struck.

“Forget the whole thing,” she said, telling deputies she didn’t want to deal with the media attention and “just wanted a divorce.”

When you take the name “Van Winkle” in holy matrimony you are making a pact, bitch.   A pact that says “I’ll screw an early 90s has-been to live in an $800,000 house.”

Own it. Or at least half of it.

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