What Did You Catch This Spring Break?
April 12th, 2008 at 10:36 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesMy boy Ron Hart never fails to crack me up – usually on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. His latest is no exception, but I had to share. This one chronicles the annual tradition of Spring Break.
It is the time of the year when a young college man’s thoughts turn to romance; and if that does not pan out, he takes a lead from Eliot Spitzer and turns to the Yellow Pages.
Well aware of the debauchery that goes on at these spring break trips, I sat my son down and explained the dangers. I told him that messing around with a girl these days could lead to a STD or even worse — a relationship.
And what of the Spring Break traditions of one of the Donks’ current Presidential combatants?
I would imagine that Hillary Clinton, in an attempt to appeal to young voters, might take this opportunity (being such an opportunist and all) to recount her detailed memory of winning a wet T-shirt contest under sniper fire during her crazy Wellesley college days. Of course, Wellesley and Smith College is where the entire girl-on-girl action movement had its roots. Fortunately for us, none of this was filmed.
Indeed. You would be well served to read the whole thing. And peruse the Hart archives.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:32 am
I love Ron’s columns. He’s from my hometown here in Tennessee, and I’ve seen many of his columns before the “family”-newspaper editors get hold of them. Believe me, you are missing some funny stuff.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:27 am
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April 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I’m on his email list – he sends out uncensored versions of his columns and it’s always worth a read. And yes, the family-friendly edits often remove the best lines. Oh well, that’s the price of fame.