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Shakin’ All Over

April 18th, 2008 at 8:18 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

So I’m sleeping this morning, enjoying a dream involving Maruschka Detmers, some bowling pins and an octopus, when I’m awakened by the rattling of the glass of bourbon on my nightstand. Then, Mrs. Holmes reached over to find out what I was doing to make all that noise, to which I said, “nuttin’”. Half-jokingly, I said, “probably just an earthquake.” Even when I’m half-asleep, I’m right.


7 Responses to “Shakin’ All Over”

  1. Yiddish Steel Says:

    It’s fun, huh?! Get any ‘o ‘dem aftershox?! :smile:

  2. Cranky Says:

    Oh shut up Yid. Just cause you deal with them every second Tuesday doesn’t mean the Easterners can’t have fun too.

  3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Yid just thinks he’s cool because he’s got the entire entertainment and banking industries in his dirty Jooooooooooooooooo back pocket.

    Quit mocking us hayseeds!

  4. Nigel Says:

    Welcome to our world, Rednecks. You can expect fires, mudslides and riots to follow.

    As Jeremiah Wright would say, “it’s in the Bible”…

  5. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    I live about 30 miles east(southern Indiana along the Wabash river) from the epicenter (sp?) and we felt it strong and long. Later the 4.5 after shock hit and it was kinda spooky.

  6. J. Carter Says:

    Hey, thanks for your location, Swamp Rabbit. Me and some boys from Hamas are coming for some payback…

  7. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Bring it on Jim,, bring it on.