“Two years ago this week, you stated that House Democrats had a ‘commonsense plan’ to ‘lower gas prices,’ ” the letter said. “In light of the skyrocketing gasoline prices affecting working families and every sector of our struggling economy, we are writing today to respectfully request that you reveal this ‘commonsense plan’ so we can begin work on responsible solutions to help ease this strain.”

The letter is signed by Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio), Minority Whip Roy Blunt (R-Mo.), Conference Chairman Adam Putnam (R-Fla.), Policy Chairman Thaddeus McCotter (R-Mich.) as well as other members of leadership: Reps. Kay Granger (R-Texas), John Carter (R-Texas), Tom Cole (R-Okla.) and Eric Cantor (R-Va.).

In a press release dated April 24, 2006, Pelosi said, “Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices by cracking down on price gouging, rolling back the billions of dollars in taxpayer subsidies, tax breaks and royalty relief given to big oil and gas companies, and increasing production of alternative fuels.” The letter cited policies put in place during the GOP control of Congress that the Speaker claimed had raised prices on American consumers to benefit oil companies.

The House GOP leaders’ letter points out that the price of gasoline has spiked $1.18 since Democrats took over in January and stands at $3.51.

Bill doesn’t have too much sympathy left either, but we’ll go one step further and say to the members of the Great Unwashed who insist on voting Dhimmicrat or RINO: You would do well to forget about whining to us, because you only have your knuckledragging, mouthbreathing, sub-arugula IQs to thank for it.

If you hideously mentally deficient freaks of an unkind nature didn’t persist in voting for your Big Nanny candidates, then new refineries would have been built, domestic resources would have been utilized, nuclear energy would be the norm for domestic energy purposes and we wouldn’t have a bunch of functionally retarded politicians pushing an ethanol scam that ALREADY has caused sky-rocketing food prices and worldwide famine, as any even half-way sentient orangutan could have told you. As a matter of fact, a lot of people DID tell you, and not all of them orangutans either, but you drooling fucktards just couldn’t quit your fascination with the public teat for long enough to actually vote INTELLIGENTLY.

So when you’re having a nosebleed filling up the tank at the gas station, THANK YOURSELVES.

When you’re having to pop half a bottle of Xanax to dull the edge of the anxiety when paying your utility bills, THANK YOURSELVES.

And when the airwaves are flooded 24/7 with pictures of starving, fly-bothered infants with beach ball tummies in the third world, THANK YOURSELVES.