Simple Enough Even a Demotard Can Understand It
April 24th, 2008 at 8:30 pm by BrianSometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much:
“He’s a politician, I’m a pastor,” he said. “We speak to two different audiences. And he says what he has to say as a politician. I say what I have to say as a pastor. But they’re two different worlds.”
Translation: Obama can’t tell you how he really feels about how we deserved 9/11 and how AIDS and crackifibed cocaine was created by the U.S.K.K.K. of A gubmint to destroy Mandingo. He’s a politician. He’ll lie to your momma’s face. Or to say that he isn’t a rogue, closet-Muslimed agent of Brother Farrakhan. Me on the other hand….I’ll be on Bill Moyers tomorrow night telling you what your cracker ass needs to hear. The Troof ™.
Set the Tivo, honkies. You grafted white devils might learn something.
Meanwhile, John McCain has his Public Disavowal speech on standby for anyone who will dare to link this dashiki wearing fool to his political better.
UPDATE Live from the Bates Motel: In police custody and under a watchful eye, even Norman Bates thought to himself that he’d never hurt a fly. But despite a squinty-eyed Bill Moyers trying to recast the Reverend Wrong, he remains unapologetic in his condemnation of the people of this country (1st clip):
“It’s to paint me as something. Something’s wrong with me.
(imitating his detractors) There’s nothing wrong with this country. It’s policies. We’re, we’re – perfect. We’re, we’re our hands are free. Our hands have no blood on them.”