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Al Gore BeFalwells Himself

May 6th, 2008 at 6:52 pm by Brian

Is there really that much of a difference between saying that tragedy strikes you because of your spiritual immorality than your ecological immorality?

“And as we’re talking today, Terry, the death count in Myanmar from the cyclone that hit there yesterday has been rising from 15,000 to way on up there to much higher numbers now being speculated,” Gore said. “And last year a catastrophic storm from last fall hit Bangladesh. The year before, the strongest cyclone in more than 50 years hit China – and we’re seeing consequences that scientists have long predicted might be associated with continued global warming.”

Replace “scientists” with “god” and replace “global warming” with “sin”.

Congratulations, Al. You are officially the Jerry Falwell of Global Warming and The Jeremiah Wright of Eco-Fascism. Let the bodies of Burmese dead be the sword you slay the blaspheming Gaia Denialists.

More Blood and Gore to come if you do not take heed you thoughtless and wasteful earthwhores.

10 Responses to “Al Gore BeFalwells Himself”

  1. Kasper Says:

    Yeah, if only we had bought some carbon credits this wouldn’t have happened. :roll:

  2. Cris Says:

    And notice that the evil revenge for befouling the planet fell on a corner of the place that was supposed to be given a free pass according to the Kyoto accords to give them a chance to catch up economically before being crippled by the high cost of being environmentally friendly. As if the earth gives a damn whether it’s being trashed by the rich or the poor.

  3. Old Iron Says:

    Maybe if he would stop flying personal jets to global warming conferences that would have limited the death toll.

    -This guy is a friggin vampire that just spews crap out of his mouth to keep himself politically applicable.

  4. Gordon Says:

    Perfect analogy. Time to call him on his crap.

  5. Sean Braisted Says:

    we’re seeing consequences that scientists have long predicted might be associated with continued global warming

    What is incorrect about this statement? Have not scientists theorized that storms like these were a possibility?

  6. Tbird Says:

    Jerry Falwell of Global Warming..hhhmmmm…..
    ..I would prefer Elmer Gantry of Global Warming.

  7. captainfish Says:

    The scientists also predicted we would be flying cars by now. They also predicted Fission power in every home.

    They also predicted we would be at peak oil in the 1970′s. They also predicted a global ice age in the 70′s.

    To blame man for a storms strength and path is utterly absurd. It takes the power and authority away from GOD.

  8. Brian Says:

    Who approved the Hamas sympathizer’s comment?

  9. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:


    well, the comment was floating out there in a vast sea of dumb, so i figured i’d give it a place to sit and dry off for a little while.

    sometimes i am too sympathetic to the simple.

  10. Lee Says:

    Sean, it was a category 4 storm, meaning while strong, it is hardly unprecedented.

    It was more the location of the storm, hitting a near sea-level river delta that was highly populated (sound familiar?) that turned a regional weather event into this horrible mess.

    So yes, some scientists say yes, some say no, but Gore has climbed on that mountain of the bodies of maybe 100,000 dead victims, to score a point for his pet cause, on something that at most can only be conjecture. It’s sick.

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