My guess is that the garden is hanging a little bit lower than last year and how this escaped White Trash Wednesday, I’ll never know. The inspirational tale of one woman determined to re-populate the Earth with nothing but bare feet, gingham, the J-section of a baby’s name catalog, and a steel belted uterus:
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It’s a happy Mother’s Day for an Arkansas woman — she’s pregnant with her 18th child.
Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year’s Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
18 kids. I’ve been having trouble with Mrs. McMurphy walking the dogs.
The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or “jurisdictions” — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a “jurisdiction swap,” where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.
This glowing homage to the strong Protestant work ethic of Mrs. Duggar’s olympic quality cooter fails to mention the violent Teamsters strike where ovum organized to block the entrance to her fallopian tubes during a 1997 bid for more vacation time and a 12 hour work day. Or the strategic threat to our national security as her dilated cervix is turning out a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.
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