12 Responses to “Stating the Obvious”

1. Yiddish Steel Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   Dude,

   You know you’d tap that if you had the chance. Nnnnnnneeeeiiiiiigghhhh!

2. locomotivebreath1901 Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

   I’ve seen that face before. Some hi-tone TV commercial. Never understood why someone like that gets paid for fancy cosmetic commercials.

   I’m sure her husband thinks she’s pretty, but wife leaves her on the ground floor. And my wife says that this sarah gal is some super fancy TV soap opera sex symbol!

   No accounting for boat floats.

3. Tbird Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   You are so right. I cannot understand the heights of that woman’s celebrity. I can find absolutely nothing that is appealing about her physically and she has the personality of a door stop.

4. Yiddish Steel Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

   You uncultured TV viewing rubes obviously don’t appreciate Ms. Equine’s stellar resume of work which includes such greats as “The Little Match Girl”, “Annie”, and “Square Pigs (errr… Pegs)”.

5. Brian Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

   If you’ll pardon me ripping off Dave Attell, at least if you fuck her you’ll always have a ride home.

   Her husband is Matthew Broderick isn’t it? He didn’t marry her for her looks. He married her to cover up for his ghey.

6. trentk269 Says:
   May 29th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

   Sarah Jane ain’t pretty for a reason- she’s up there as a draw to all the chicks even uglier than she is that watch that dumb series/movie.

7. michele Says:
   May 30th, 2008 at 10:49 am

   I think I may have to go look in my mirror and make sure my dimensions are perfect to leave the house or get up in front of a crowd without a freaking burka. Heaven forbid some howdy doody looking dudes might think I looked like a farm animal.

   I know. I’m always trying to ruin your fun.

8. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   May 30th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   Howdy doody looking doods?

   THAT DOES IT – you’re banned!

9. Tbird Says:
   May 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   Brian
   I think you’re wrong. Matthew Broderick had to marry her as atonement for that god-awful GODZILLA movie he made.

10. michele Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Took a little teenage friend out to a concert downtown last night and she wanted to make her boyfriend jealous by getting her picture taken with a cute boy and putting it up on her myspace. Not being accustomed to looking for cute boys anymore, I was surprised at how many looked like howdy doody.

    Now I wasn’t talking about you guys. How am I supposed to know what you look like with those black bars across your faces?

    If you want to ban me may I request you do it with pitchforks, torches, and howdy doody masks? That would be so amusing!

11. Nigel Says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    You uncultured TV viewing rubes obviously don’t appreciate Ms. Equine’s stellar resume of work which includes such greats as “The Little Match Girl”, “Annie”, and “Square Pigs (errr… Pegs)”.

    Yid…you missed her 80′s epic, Girs Just Want to Have Fun.

    Once Equine, always Equine…

    And Michele, nobody could confuse you with a farm animal, though I must say you have the legs of a thoroughbred…

12. Charlie Says:
    June 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Horse?–I thought she looked more like ET. Was that her?