Comments on: Stating the Obvious

By: Charlie

Charlie — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:53:53 +0000

Horse?–I thought she looked more like ET. Was that her?

By: Nigel

Nigel — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:40:26 +0000

You uncultured TV viewing rubes obviously don’t appreciate Ms. Equine’s stellar resume of work which includes such greats as “The Little Match Girl”, “Annie”, and “Square Pigs (errr… Pegs)”.

Yid…you missed her 80′s epic, Girs Just Want to Have Fun.

Once Equine, always Equine…

And Michele, nobody could confuse you with a farm animal, though I must say you have the legs of a thoroughbred…

By: michele

michele — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:23:30 +0000

Took a little teenage friend out to a concert downtown last night and she wanted to make her boyfriend jealous by getting her picture taken with a cute boy and putting it up on her myspace. Not being accustomed to looking for cute boys anymore, I was surprised at how many looked like howdy doody.

Now I wasn’t talking about you guys. How am I supposed to know what you look like with those black bars across your faces?

If you want to ban me may I request you do it with pitchforks, torches, and howdy doody masks? That would be so amusing!

By: Tbird

Tbird — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:09:56 +0000

Brian
I think you’re wrong. Matthew Broderick had to marry her as atonement for that god-awful GODZILLA movie he made.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:35:51 +0000

Howdy doody looking doods?

THAT DOES IT – you’re banned!

By: michele

michele — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:49:26 +0000

I think I may have to go look in my mirror and make sure my dimensions are perfect to leave the house or get up in front of a crowd without a freaking burka. Heaven forbid some howdy doody looking dudes might think I looked like a farm animal.

I know. I’m always trying to ruin your fun.

By: trentk269

trentk269 — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:31:30 +0000

Sarah Jane ain’t pretty for a reason- she’s up there as a draw to all the chicks even uglier than she is that watch that dumb series/movie.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:02:28 +0000

If you’ll pardon me ripping off Dave Attell, at least if you fuck her you’ll always have a ride home.

Her husband is Matthew Broderick isn’t it? He didn’t marry her for her looks. He married her to cover up for his ghey.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:42:14 +0000

By: Tbird

Tbird — Thu, 29 May 2008 18:33:00 +0000

You are so right. I cannot understand the heights of that woman’s celebrity. I can find absolutely nothing that is appealing about her physically and she has the personality of a door stop.