Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 people from Memphis city gov’t showed up.

Never having seen anyone from Memphis city gov’t at Heaven’s Door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later, St. Peter returned to God, breathless, and said, “They’re gone!’

‘What? All of the Memphis city officials are gone?’ asked God.

“No! Not all the officials!”, replied Saint Peter. “I mean the Pearly Gates…they’’re gone!!”