Liveblogging Driving Through South Alabama
June 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesApparently the Hank Williams Festival is this weekend in Georgiana. Wish I’d planned ahead.
I just read that McCain is a descendant of slave owners. Well, there goes the black vote! (insert rim shot here)
Whoops, apparently, so is the Obamessiah. If blacks didn’t vote in a singular bloc like a bunch of sheep, I’d say “there goes the black vote!”, but that wouldn’t get me a rim shot. And I need the rim shot for validation.
I don’t know how much connectivity my broadband card is going to have as we approach Andalusia, but as long as it holds up, I’ll keep spouting off.
Weather in South/Central Alabama, 91 degrees and sunny. The blurred haze hovering just above highway 55 means that the fishin’ is good right now.
I just asked Mrs. Holmes if she felt bad about Ed McMahon losing his multi-million dollar home. Her reply was that he should have signed up for the publishers’ clearing house sweepstakes. Heartless.
Headline: Wonder Woman unable to save swimmer, despite golden lasso.
Friends. Heh. They’ll be there for us.
Now passing through Eglin Air Force Base. Kick ass air power.
Here are some Obama voters inflicting their version of hope and change on some crackers in Detroit. (Warning – graphic video) Some may call these crackers “innocent”, but we all know that when you’re white, you’re guilty by pigmentation. H/T Debbie.
We’re about to the coast, so it’s time to shut down. Have a delightful weekend, freaks.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Does this mean Barak will be paying reparations, too?
June 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
By the time the Chosen One is finished with us, none of us will be able to afford reparations, white, black or otherwise.
But we’ll have all that HOPE to replace our confiscated income.
June 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Have fun on the coast, dude.
Post pictures too.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
At least this time there’s no “unch-unch-unch-unch…”, just twang-twang-twang-twang; Skynard, baby!
Hey! Linda Carter is still pretty hot for an old bag. GILF?!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
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June 13th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I realize I’m late to this party but I have been wondering about something. The Black Vote is made up of descendents of slaves, right?
BO is not the descendent of slaves, he is the descendent of slave merchants. His black ancestors were Arabs, the ones that caught, bought and sold the black slaves to the white slave traders.
Unlike what is portrayed in “Roots”, white guys did not venture forth into the jungle to chase down and capture black people, they were sold by their own kind into slavery, mainly by Arab Muslims.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Yes Dux, but you’re speaking logic and reason to identity politics. The Obamessiah is brown. That’s what matters most.