Is There a Shrink in The House?
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:23 pm by CrankyLast night, I dreamed that I was standing in a snack bar line. I let the person behind me go ahead but he declined then John Denver who was behind him, runs up to the counter in front of me.
We exchanged some heated words and it ended in a shoving match.
John Denver? Hello? I think I need help.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I had a cartoon dream where I was on a roller coaster with Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
And in another dream, an angry one-eyed ghetto-talking Pomeranian dog came to my front door begging to live with me. “Wontchoo let me come in. I’m good people…aigght?”
At least you’re not crazier than me.
Which I’m sure doesn’t ease your mind in the least.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Stay the Hell away from me.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
You must cleanse yourself by
a) Listening to a John Denver record backwards
or b) Listening to a Slipknot record forwards, same diff.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Sure you weren’t suffering from a Rocky Mountain High?
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
“Stay the Hell away from me.”
Why are they always saying that?! Gosh!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
OK badanov, I did my requisite Slipknot therapy and feel much better.
Michele, I kid because I love.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Damn. Those is some jacked up dreams.
Not as bad as my Bill Richardson dream though. I kid thee not:
http://thisgoesto11.blogspot.com/2007/06/nobody-told-me-thered-be-dreams-like_21.html
June 24th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Nigel, that actually makes sense. The stapler is symbolic that Richardson is a bureaucrat. His dropping it shows incompetence.
Here is the tricky part. The basketball game in which he does poorly…
I’m speculating here, but you think that he is trying to maximize being an ethnic minority but failing at it (White men can’t jump).
My bill is in the mail.