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Illegals… Stabbing The Unwed Mothers That Americans Won’t Stab

July 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

None of the news sources I’ve read will verify whether or not Jesus Humberto Canales has a green card, but I’m going to make an unfair assumption here and see how the fuzzy dice land on this one. If you happen to see Jesus driving around in his bronze minivan, do humanity a favor and shoot him on sight.

First, there are wails and a shuffling sound. Then the trembling voice of a 9-year-old Lancaster girl who had just watched her father kill her mother.

“Hello, my dad just stabbed my mom,” she tells the 911 operator, crying.

“He what?” the dispatcher asks.

“He just stabbed my mom,” she sobs into the receiver.

“With what?”

“A sword.”

The screams of her three siblings can be heard in the background. They all had just watched as Jesus Humberto Canales plunged the weapon into his girlfriend early Saturday morning in their two-bedroom apartment.

At one point, a child’s voice screams, “Daddy!”

Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies on Monday released a recording of the gut-wrenching 911 call in a public appeal for help in finding Canales, 29.

After killing Lucy Preciado – the 26-year-old mother of three of his children who spent her days at home watching them – he jumped in his 2002 bronze GMC minivan and took off, authorities said.

One thing is certain, whenever they do find Canales, John McShame and B. Hussein Obama will both be first there to beg for his vote and offer Amnesty.

UPDATE: Well, my hunch was right. “Chuy” the mom-stabber is from El Salvador. And he’s looking for some Meth. Which means that he could be on his way to East Tennessee.

Canales is Hispanic and a native of El Salvador. He is 5-foot, 7-inches tall, around 200 pounds with a shaved head. He has been known to sport a mustache and goatee. He also wears glasses. Canales has the word “Brown” tattooed on one arm and “Pride” on the other.

Canales is a known user of methamphetamines and may be looking to obtain the drug, Las Cruces police said.

Brown pride indeed. Nice ink, scumbag.


8 Responses to “Illegals… Stabbing The Unwed Mothers That Americans Won’t Stab”

  1. lv4921391 Says:

    Amen, bro it’s not for nothing his name should be Juan McCain…

  2. MB Says:

    Ban all Swords so a tragedy like this never has to happen again. Remember people don’t kill people swords kill people.

    MB

  3. MB Says:

    I forgot the /End Lib Think tag :oops:

    MB

  4. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Si se potty.

  5. Griselda Says:

    I really dislike the title of this article. By saying that “Americans won’t stab” is completely false. First of all, an American can be of Japanese, Chinese, Jewish, Black, or Latin background. It’s bad enough that the idea of race is a social construct. I am a long time friend of the family, and Lucy needs our prayers, not to stir up racist sentiments the way this article proposes. God Bless you Lucy, we all love you.

  6. at-the-water-cooler.com Says:

    Balancing out “illegal honor student” on TV…

    Six Meat Buffet: Illegals… Stabbing The Unwed Mothers That Americans Won’t Stab
    First, there are wails and a shuffling sound. Then the trembling voice of a 9-year-old Lancaster girl who had just watched her father kill her mother.
    “Hello, my dad …

  7. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    “bronze minivan” that would have been a good spot to use “hispanic mystery machine”.

  8. Nigel Says:

    bronze minivan” that would have been a good spot to use “hispanic mystery machine

    Heh.

    Nice one, Swampy…

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