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Your Moment of Cluelessness

July 17th, 2008 at 12:55 pm by Cranky

“The drive to drill is like an obese man saying he is going to lose weight by eating more,” said Dan Weiss, director of climate strategy at the Center for American Progress, a research group in Washington.

No, the drive to drill is like an obese man getting some food. He’ll go on a diet when he’s good and ready.

Moron.

The article is actually rather positive.

Less than a month ago in the Senate, the Democrat assailed supporters of offshore drilling, citing a federal study that suggested it would not make any “appreciable difference in the price of gas until 2030.”

And last year, Brown opposed an amendment to an energy bill that would have allowed Virginia to ask the federal government for permission to search for oil and natural gas off the coast. The amendment was defeated 44-43.


The Ohio Republican predicted that Congress will pass a comprehensive bill this year to clear the way for drilling off U.S. coasts while providing more money to develop cleaner energy sources.

“I would say this is one of those difficult times for a political party when their ideology leads them into direct conflict with the facts,” said Ted Hollingsworth, a Republican lobbyist and a former Voinovich aide.

Environmentalists have reacted with alarm to the idea of ending a 1981 federal moratorium on drilling offshore, primarily along the coasts of California and Florida. The ban grew out of a 1969 disaster off Santa Barbara when 3 million gallons of crude oil from an offshore platform covered 35 miles of coastline.

In other news, Hot Air reports that:

Late yesterday, the Bureau of Land Management opened 3.9 million acres of land in Alaska for drilling and exploration. The land had already been reserved for petroleum production, but had been kept in limbo by complaints and legal action by environmentalists.

According to the New York Times, the field could contain as much as 3.7 billion barrels of oil. It could start producing oil by 2010, far shorter than the seven years that opponents of drilling claim for both off-shore and interior use.


Ten years to productivity?

Develop efficient alternatives to oil, but drill goshdarnit!

(sirloin tip, Dave in Texas @ Ace)


5 Responses to “Your Moment of Cluelessness”

  1. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Yeah! Shut up and drill, BITCH! Last time I checked, all “Federal Lands” aren’t your lands; they’re OUR LANDS!

  2. Brian Says:

    Would it be possible to stuff the remains of Woody Guthrie into the derrick before it explodes?

  3. weasal contractor Says:

    That picture of Nancy has a creepy Heavens Gate vibe to it.

  4. 454monte.com Says:

    Beating a Dead Horse…

    Gas Prices…every blog on the web’s got a post stating in no uncertain terms the authors stance on the drilling, conservation, alternative fuels, wind, solar, etc. debate.
    So I thought “hey why bother”?
    Pictures are worth a 1000…

  5. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    The very moment OsamaHusseinIslamObama takes his pre-ordained seat in the oval office, oil will drop to .03 a barrel, peace will break out all around the world, and of course, the lion will lay down with the lamb. Or not.

    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 08′

    (the terrorist choice)

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